Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Souvenir Game Program: Football League 2010

15 years after they moved the team back from Baltimore, and they still dominate every season


By Spezzal Teams Playa

Welcome, everybody. Please take your name tag and sign the guest book. The punch table is over there, and the buffet is along the back wall. I hope you all have fun and get to know your neighbours.

I have listed everyone in order of their seniority within the Sports Talk Pool. You'll note that while many faces are new from last year's football league, everyone is actually a veteran of at least one STP league.

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Stittsville Two-Phors

manager: Spezzal Teams Playa

email: spezzalteamsplaya@gmail.com

aliases: Nepean Hotspurs, Tito "TD" O'Dell, Ottawa Roughwaivers

location: Ottawa, Ontario

2009 Football – 14th-place

2008 Football – 10th-place

2010 Baseball - 11th-place
2009 Baseball – 11th-place

2009-2010 Basketball – 10th-place
2008-2009 Basketball – 1st-place

2009-2010 Hockey – 10th-place
2008-2009 Hockey – 4th-place
2007-2008 Hockey – 9th-place


London Pigskin Picks

manager: Will-He-M

email: habs_rock_100@hotmail.com

alias: Sunnyvale Shithawks, Toronto Euros

location: London, Ontario

2009 Football – 6th-place

2010 Baseball - 10th-place
2009 Baseball – 8th-place

2009-2010 Basketball – 6th-place

2009-2010 Hockey – 8th-place
2008-2009 Hockey – 8th-place
2007-2008 Hockey – 6th-place


Minnesota Snot Bombs

manager: Minnesota Chris

email: cjk863@yahoo.com

aliases: Hell Lions, Minnesota Frostbite, Thorns In Your Side

location: St.Paul, Minnesota

2009 Football – 17th-place

2010 Baseball - 3rd-place
2009 Baseball – 12th-place

2009-2010 Basketball – 2nd-place

2009-2010 Hockey – 4th-place
2008-2009 Hockey – 3rd-place
2007-2008 Hockey – 10th-place


U N C

manager: Mex Francisco

email: uncmex@yahoo.com

location: Chapel Hill, North Carolina

2009 Football – Defending League Champion

2008 Football – 9th-place


Rat Bastards

manager: Yatagon Dan

email: yatagon@hotmail.com

aliases: Sluggin’ Bastards, Crappy Bastards, Frozen Bastards, Evil Baldmen

location: New York, New York

2009 Football – 12th-place

2008 Football – 2nd-place

2010 Baseball - 9th-place

2009-2010 Hockey – 2nd-place


Montreal Nerdballers

manager: The Ol' Heave-Whore

email: heavebrow@bell.net

aliases: Green Day Hackers, Quebec Ham Parts, Koivulev

location: Montreal, Quebec

2009 Football – 7th-place

2009-2010 Hockey - 16th-place
2008-2009 Hockey - 6th-place


Muff Divers

manager: Hockey Guru

email: cbsbaseball2002@yahoo.com

aliases: Clubhouse Chemistry, Cherry Blasts, Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em

location: Worcester, Massachussetts

2009 Football – 9th-place

2010 Baseball - 5th-place
2009 Baseball – 10th-place

2009-2010 Hockey – 5th-place
2008-2009 Hockey – 5th-place


Chesapeake Abyss

manager: Astropolis Tom

email: astropolisfantasy@yahoo.com

aliases: Chesbay Juggernaughts, Tic Tic Boom

location: Virginia Beach, Virginia

2009 Football – 4th-place

2010 Baseball - 7th-place
2009 Baseball – 3rd-place

2009-2010 Basketball – 14th-place
2008-2009 Basketball – 2nd-place


Dakota Flash

manager: Hardee Star

email: hills@sstel.net

aliases: Dakota Magic, Eastside Slammers, Hills City Falcons

location: Sioux Falls, South Dakota

2009 Football – 11th-place

2010 Baseball - 19th-place
2009 Baseball – 2nd-place

2009-2010 Basketball – 19th-place
2008-2009 Basketball – 7th-place


Cleveland Keepers

manager: Trader Dick

email: krb1keeper@yahoo.com

location: Cleveland, Ohio

2009 Football - 18th-place

2009 Baseball – Champion

2009-2010 Basketball - 18th-place
2008-2009 Basketball - 3rd-place


STL Birdmen

manager: Scott We Go

email: intothesun8@yahoo.com

aliases: STL Young Guns, STL Spirit, Billy Stevens

location: St.Louis, Missouri

2009 Football – 2nd-place

2010 Baseball - 16th-place
2009 Baseball – 5th-place

2009-2010 Basketball – 20th-place

2009-2010 Hockey – 14th-place


Manoa Morays

manager: Div'er Down Dave

email: fastwillie.parker@yahoo.com

alias: Fowl Play

location: Manoa, Hawaii

2009 Football – 10th-place

2010 Baseball - 4th-place
2009 Baseball – 6th-place

2009-2010 Hockey – 6th-place


Perrysburg Phreakz

manager: Big Storm

email: lonnitschke@hotmail.com

aliases: Perrysburg Pain, Perrysburg Phungus, Perrysburg Polar Bears

location: Perrysburg, Ohio

2010 Baseball - Reigning Champion
2009 Baseball – 16th-place

2009-2010 Hockey – 18th-place


El Paso Sauce

manager: Paul Mirror

email: ezdickpimpshit@yahoo.com

aliases: El Paso Jackasses, El Paso Marlboros, El Paso Lizard Brothers

location: Colorado Springs, Colorado

2009 Football – 5th-place

2010 Baseball - 20th-place

2009-2010 Hockey – 9th-place


Isle Wynn

manager: Gary “Ace” Ventura

email: aventuraexisle@yahoo.com

alias: Ex-Isles

location: Las Vegas, Nevada

2010 Baseball - 2nd-place

2009-2010 Hockey - 3rd-place


Colt 45 Malt Liquor

manager: Buzz74

email: aaronverklan@yahoo.com

location: Buffalo, New York

2010 Baseball - 6th-place

2009-2010 Basketball – 7th-place


Fat Monkey Butz

manager: Pistol Pete

email: rosario_r_81@yahoo.com

location: Stockton, California

2010 Baseball - 8th-place

2009-2010 Basketball – 9th-place


Herren Pils

manager: Hoops

email: dhoops@charter.net

alias: Franconia Wombats

location: Duluth, Minnesota

2010 Baseball – 12th-place


Glory Guys

manager: Ol’ Jim Hutton

email: jimhutton1@hotmail.com

alias: Deadwood Demons

location: Deadwood, Texas

2010 Baseball – 14th-place


Redskin Mark

manager: Redskin Mark

email: mzentko@earthlink.net

alias: Memphis Redbirds

location: Memphis, Tennessee

2010 Baseball (midseason) – 2nd-place