By Spezzal Teams Playa
Welcome, everybody. Please take your name tag and sign the guest book. The punch table is over there, and the buffet is along the back wall. I hope you all have fun and get to know your neighbours.
I have listed everyone in order of last year's Final Standings. You'll note that while all of the teams remain the same, with the same 30 keepers that finished the year, there are three new General Managers, in Odessa, Perrysburg and Santee.
1. Westfield Big Shots
manager: Hockey Guru
email: cbsbaseball2002@yahoo.com
aliases: Clubhouse Chemistry, Westfield Muff Divers, Cherry Blasts
location: Westfield, Massachusetts
date joined: September 2008
Last Season - Reigning League Champion
2009 Baseball - 10th
2010-2011 Hockey - 3rd
2009-2010 Hockey – 5th
2008-2009 Hockey – 5th
2010 Football - 6th
2009 Football – 9th
2. Minneapolis Maulers
manager: Kid Wrassler
email: uwecwrestling@hotmail.com
aliases: Grappler
location: Minneapolis, Minnesota
date joined: March 2010
Last Season - 2nd
3. Wailuku Fowl Play
manager: Div'er Down Dave
email: fastwillie.parker@yahoo.com
aliases: Manoa Morays, Manoa Menehune
location: Manoa, Hawaii
date joined: March 2009
Last Season - 3rd
2009 Baseball – 6th
2010-2011 Hockey - 2nd
2009-2010 Hockey – 6th
2010 Football – 7th
2009 Football – 10th
4. Ashland Traders
manager: Trader Dick
email: krb1keeper@yahoo.com
aliases: Xcaliber, Cleveland Bronsucks, Great Lakes Loons
location: Ashland, Ohio
date joined: October 2008
Last Season - 4th
2009 Baseball – 2009 League Champion
2010-2011 Basketball - 5th
2009-2010 Basketball - 18th
2008-2009 Basketball - 3rd
2010 Football – 13th
2009 Football - 18th
5. Stittsville Top Pair
manager: Spezzal Teams Playa
email: spezzalteamsplaya@gmail.com
aliases: Nepean Hotspurs, Tito "TD" O'Dell
location: Ottawa, Ontario
date joined: September 2007
Last Season - 5th
2009 Baseball – 11th
2010-2011 Hockey - 11th
2009-2010 Hockey – 10th
2008-2009 Hockey – 4th
2007-2008 Hockey – 9th
2010-2011 Basketball – 4th
2009-2010 Basketball – 10th
2008-2009 Basketball – 2009 League Champion
2010 Football – 3rd
2009 Football – 14th
2008 Football – 10th
6. By-Tor & the Snow Dogs
manager: Chris St. Paul
email: cjk863@yahoo.com
aliases: St. Paul Sidewinders, Minnesota Hell Lions
location: St.Paul, Minnesota
date joined: September 2007
Last Season - 6th
2009 Baseball – 12th
2010-2011 Hockey – 7th
2009-2010 Hockey – 4th
2008-2009 Hockey – 3rd
2007-2008 Hockey – 10th
2010-2011 Basketball – 13th
2009-2010 Basketball – 2nd
2010 Football – 8th
2009 Football – 17th
7. Santee Swashbucklers
manager: Brandon Greenz
email: greenzisgood@yahoo.com
aliases: Vinny Chase's Sluts, Coronado Cougar Chasers, Da Pad Squad
location: San Diego, California
date joined: March 2010
Last Season - 7th
8. Screw Balls
manager: Uncle Jesse
email: hidden@ddress.com
location: Hazard, Kentucky
date joined: March 2010
Last Season - 8th
9. Odessa Isle Wind
manager: Gary “Ace” Ventura
email: aventuraexisle@yahoo.com
aliases: Silver Sluggers, Odessa Ex-Isles, Odessa Snow Jobs
location: Odessa, Florida
date joined: September 2009
Last Season - 9th
2010-2011 Hockey - 6th
2009-2010 Hockey - 3rd
2010 Football - 18th
10. Edgewater Keepers
manager: Dolan
email: pdn418@aol.com
aliases: Finder's Keepers
location: Edgewater, Florida
date joined: March 2010
Last Season - 10th
11. Phoenix Fellatiators
manager: Phoenix
email: sdp70@rocketmail.com
location: Oia, Spain
date joined: March 2010
Last Season - 11th
12. Sunnyvale Shithawks
manager: Will-He-M
email: habs_rock_100@hotmail.com
aliases: London Pigskin Picks, Toronto Euros
location: London, Ontario
date joined: September 2007
Last Season - 12th
2009 Baseball – 8th
2010-2011 Hockey - 12th
2009-2010 Hockey – 8th
2008-2009 Hockey – 8th
2007-2008 Hockey – 6th
2010-2011 Basketball - 10th
2009-2010 Basketball – 6th
2010 Football – 19th
2009 Football – 6th
13. Golden Carp
manager: Mister McG
email: jerroldmcgrath@yahoo.com
location: Banff, Alberta
date joined: October 2009
Last Season - 13th
2010-2011 Basketball – 17th
2009-2010 Basketball – 3rd
14. Perrysburg Polliwog
manager: Big Storm
email: lonnitschke@hotmail.com
aliases: Hammer Time, Perrysburg Pain
location: Perrysburg, Ohio
date joined: March 2009
Last Season - 14th
2009 Baseball – 16th
2010-2011 Hockey – 4th
2009-2010 Hockey – 18th
2010 Football - 12th
15. New Hampshire Newts
manager: MC Corey
email: hidden@ddress.com
location: Manchester, New Hampshire
date joined: March 2010
Last Season - 15th
16. Illinois Illicit
manager: Scott We Go
email: intothesun8@yahoo.com
aliases: St. Louis Birdmen, Halak Net Monsters
location: Collinsville, Illinois
date joined: March 2009
Last Season - 16th
2009 Baseball – 5th
2010-2011 Hockey - 18th
2009-2010 Hockey – 14th
2010-2011 Basketball – 14th
2009-2010 Basketball – 20th
2010 Football – 4th
2009 Football – 2nd
17. Alameda Crappy Bastards
manager: Yatagon Dan
email: yatagon@hotmail.com
aliases: Alameda Rat Bastards, Alameda Evil Baldmen
location: Oakland, California
date joined: August 2008
Last Season - 17th
2010-2011 Hockey – 20th
2009-2010 Hockey – 2nd
2010 Football – 11th
2009 Football – 12th
2008 Football – 2nd
18. Connecticut Galleons
manager: Moonlighter Mark
email: pmoonlighter24@yahoo.com
aliases: Connecticut Defenders, Connecticut Oak Leafs
location: Norwich, Connecticut
date joined: March 2009
Last Season - 18th
2009 Baseball – 9th
2009-2010 Hockey – 7th
2010-2011 Basketball – 11th
2009-2010 Basketball – 12th
2009 Football – 8th
19. Chesapeake Ming Vases
manager: Astropolis Tom
email: astropolisfantasy@yahoo.com
aliases: Chesapeake Abyss, Chesapeake Juggernauts
location: Chesapeake, Virginia
date joined: October 2008
Last Season - 19th
2009 Baseball – 3rd
2010 Football – Reigning League Champion
2009 Football – 4th
2009-2010 Basketball – 14th
2008-2009 Basketball – 2nd
20. Lockport Malt Liquor
manager: Buzz74
email: aaronverklan@yahoo.com
aliases: Colt 45
location: Buffalo, New York
date joined: October 2009
Last Season - 20th
2010-2011 Hockey - 17th
2010-2011 Basketball – 2nd
2009-2010 Basketball – 7th
2010 Football - 5th
