By Spezzal Teams Playa
Welcome, everybody. Please take your name tag and sign the guest book. The punch table is over there, and the buffet is along the back wall. I hope you all have fun and get to know your neighbours.
I have listed everyone in order of last year's Final Standings. You'll note that while most faces look familiar, there are four new General Managers: Da Pad Squad, Phoenix, Three Penis Wine and Ufa.
1. Perrysburg Pain
manager: Big Storm
email: lonnitschke@hotmail.com
aliases: Perrysburg Polliwog, Perrysburg Phreakz
location: Perrysburg, Ohio
date joined: March 2009
Last Season - Reigning League Champion
2009 Baseball – 16th
2010-2011 Hockey – 4th
2009-2010 Hockey – 18th
2010 Football - 12th
2. Odessa Isle Wind
manager: Gary “Ace” Ventura
email: aventuraexisle@yahoo.com
aliases: Silver Sluggers, Odessa Ex-Isles, Odessa Snow Jobs
location: Odessa, Florida
date joined: September 2009
Last Season - 2nd
2010-2011 Hockey - 6th
2009-2010 Hockey - 3rd
2010 Football Midseason - 7th
2010 Football Season - 18th
3. St. Paul Hell Lions
manager: Chris St. Paul
email: cjk863@yahoo.com
aliases: St. Paul Sidewinders, Minnesota Frostbite, By-Tor & the Snow Dogs
location: St.Paul, Minnesota
date joined: September 2007
Last Season - 3rd
2009 Baseball – 12th
2010-2011 Hockey – 7th
2009-2010 Hockey – 4th
2008-2009 Hockey – 3rd
2007-2008 Hockey – 10th
2010-2011 Basketball – 13th
2009-2010 Basketball – 2nd
2010 Football Midseason - 10th
2010 Football Season – 8th
2009 Football Season – 17th
4. Wailuku Warriors
manager: Div'er Down Dave
email: fastwillie.parker@yahoo.com
aliases: Wailuku Fowl Play, Manoa Morays, Manoa Menehune
location: Manoa, Hawaii
date joined: March 2009
Last Season - 4th
2009 Baseball – 6th
2010-2011 Hockey - 2nd
2009-2010 Hockey – 6th
2010 Football Midseason - 9th
2010 Football Season – 7th
2009 Football Season – 10th
5. Westfield Bomb Squad
manager: Hockey Guru
email: cbsbaseball2002@yahoo.com
aliases: Westfield Muff Divers, Clubhouse Chemistry, Cherry Blasts
location: Westfield, Massachusetts
date joined: September 2008
Last Season - 5th
2009 Baseball - 10th
2010-2011 Hockey - 3rd
2009-2010 Hockey – 5th
2008-2009 Hockey – 5th
2010 Football - 6th
2009 Football – 9th
6. Lockport Malt Liquor
manager: Buzz74
email: aaronverklan@yahoo.com
aliases: Colt 45
location: Buffalo, New York
date joined: October 2009
Last Season - 6th
2010-2011 Hockey - 17th
2010-2011 Basketball – 2nd
2009-2010 Basketball – 7th
2010 Football Midseason - 13th
2010 Football Season - 5th
7. Chesapeake Abyss
manager: Astropolis Tom
email: astropolisfantasy@yahoo.com
aliases: Chesapeake Juggernauts, Chesapeake Ming Vases
location: Chesapeake, Virginia
date joined: October 2008
Last Season - 7th
2009 Baseball – 3rd
2010 Football – Reigning League Champion
2009-2010 Basketball – 14th
2008-2009 Basketball – 2nd
8. Ravenswood Monkey Butts
manager: Pistol Pete
email: rosario_r_81@yahoo.com
aliases: Chi-town Bums
location: Ravenswood, Ontario
date joined: October 2009
Last Season - 8th
2010-2011 Basketball – 9th
2009-2010 Basketball – 9th
2010 Football – 2nd
9. Alameda Sluggin' Bastards
manager: Yatagon Dan
email: yatagon@hotmail.com
aliases: Alameda Rat Bastards, Alameda Evil Baldmen
location: Oakland, California
date joined: August 2008
Last Season - 9th
2010-2011 Hockey – 20th
2009-2010 Hockey – 2nd
2010 Football – 11th
2009 Football – 12th
2008 Football – 2nd
10. Sunnyvale Shithawks
manager: Will-He-M
email: habs_rock_100@hotmail.com
aliases: London Pigskin Picks, Sunnyvale Redemption
location: London, Ontario
date joined: September 2007
Last Season - 10th
2009 Baseball – 8th
2010-2011 Hockey - 12th
2009-2010 Hockey – 8th
2008-2009 Hockey – 8th
2007-2008 Hockey – 6th
2010-2011 Basketball - 10th
2009-2010 Basketball – 6th
2010 Football Midseason - 6th
2010 Football Season – 19th
2009 Football Season – 6th
11. Stittsville Two-Phors
manager: Spezzal Teams Playa
email: spezzalteamsplaya@gmail.com
aliases: Nepean Hotspurs, Tito "TD" O'Dell
location: Ottawa, Ontario
date joined: September 2007
Last Season - 11th
2009 Baseball – 11th
2010-2011 Hockey - 11th
2009-2010 Hockey – 10th
2008-2009 Hockey – 4th
2007-2008 Hockey – 9th
2010-2011 Basketball – 4th
2009-2010 Basketball – 10th
2008-2009 Basketball – 2009 League Champion
2010 Football Midseason - 2nd
2010 Football Season – 3rd
2009 Football Season – 14th
2008 Football Season – 10th
12. Franconia Wombats
manager: Dave Hoops
email: dhoops@charter.net
aliases: Herren Pils
location: Duluth, Minnesota
date joined: March 2010
Last Season - 12th
2010 Football - 15th
13. Connecticut Defenders
manager: Moonlighter Mark
email: pmoonlighter24@yahoo.com
aliases: Connecticut Galleons, Connecticut Oak Leafs
location: Norwich, Connecticut
date joined: March 2009
Last Season - 13th
2009 Baseball – 9th
2009-2010 Hockey – 7th
2010-2011 Basketball – 11th
2009-2010 Basketball – 12th
2009 Football – 8th
14. Deadwood Demons
manager: Ol’ Jim Hutton
email: jimhutton1@hotmail.com
aliases: Glory Guys
location: Deadwood, Texas
date joined: March 2010
Last Season - 14th
Football 2010 - 10th
16. Illinois Illicit
manager: Scott We Go
email: intothesun8@yahoo.com
aliases: St. Louis Birdmen, Halak Net Monsters
location: Collinsville, Illinois
date joined: March 2009
Last Season - 16th
2009 Baseball – 5th
2010-2011 Hockey - 18th
2009-2010 Hockey – 14th
2010-2011 Basketball – 14th
2009-2010 Basketball – 20th
2010 Football Midseason - 18th
2010 Football Season – 4th
2009 Football Season – 2nd
19. Dakota Magic
manager: Dakota Steve
email: hills@itcmilbank.com
aliases: Dakota Bulldogs, Dakota Flash, Eastside Slammers
location: Sioux Falls, South Dakota
date joined: October 2008
Last Season - 19th
2009 Baseball – 2nd
2009-2010 Basketball – 19th
2008-2009 Basketball – 7th
2010 Football Midseason – 8th
2010 Football Season – 20th
2009 Football Season – 11th
Da Pad Squad
manager: Brandon Greenz
email: greenzisgood@yahoo.com
aliases: Coronado Cougar Chasers, Santee Swashbucklers, Chargee du Fort Laife
location: San Diego, California
date joined: August 2010
Last Season - did not play (replacing Golden Carp)
2010 Football Midseason - 12th
Phoenix Fellatiators
manager: Phoenix
email: sdp70@rocketmail.com
location: Oia, Spain
date joined: March 2010
Last Season - did not play (replacing El Paso)
Three Penis Wine
manager: The Sports Dragon
email: ekportier@yahoo.com
aliases: Death By Snoo-Snoo, Worst Episode Ever, Good News Everybody
location: Portland, Oregon
date joined: October 2010
Last Season - did not play (replacing Koo Koo Roos)
2010-2011 Basketball – 8th
Ufa Dead Polar Bears
manager: Honest Ron
email: sandlotboyz@yahoo.com
aliases: Unlawful Entry, Uzbekistan Cotton Balls
location: Portland, Oregon
date joined: October 2010
Last Season - did not play (replacing Turtle's Tit Jobs)
2010-2011 Basketball – Reigning League Champion
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