Miss Match Up Mashup: 2010 MLB Midseason

By Spezzal Teams Playa


This report may be a week late, and a Miggy short, but if our league boasted an All-Star Game at the midway point, it might look a little something like this.

Okay, so not really an All-Star Game per se, but rather the usual Stars-versus-Scrubs format first popularized last season with the Most Offensive Line / Pitchers Worth a Thousand Words versus No Offense Man / Belly Itcher awards.

So check out where your best players rank among the league's best, as well as where your worst mistakes rank among everyone else's biggest flops.

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MLB All-Stars

Lineup	Rank	Player	Pos	Club	Owner	ORank	Owned	AB	R	H	HR	RBI	BB	SB	SB%	FPCT	DPT	PO	A	OFA	AVG	OPS
C	144	Victor Martinez	C/1B	Bos	Muff Divers	33	98%	227	34	66	9	37	20	1	1.000	.995	3	341	23	-	.291	.843
1B	14	Albert Pujols	1B	StL	Hell Lions	1	99%	248	39	76	15	50	52	6	.667	.996	62	637	65	-	.306	.974
2B	3	Robinson Cano	2B	NYY	Deadwood	28	98%	270	52	99	14	49	21	2	.500	.997	51	144	216	-	.367	1.023
3B	10	Kevin Youkilis	1B/3B	Bos	Bastards	27	98%	237	58	74	14	47	47	2	.667	.998	51	544	56	-	.312	1.026
SS	34	Hanley Ramirez	SS	Fla	Bastards	2	99%	252	38	72	11	40	33	12	.750	.966	33	90	165	-	.286	.862
LF	6	Carl Crawford	LF	TB	Sunnyvale	20	98%	264	56	81	7	38	26	24	.774	.986	0	139	7	7	.307	.859
CF	4	Josh Hamilton	LF/CF/RF	Tex	Golden Carp	75	95%	270	48	91	16	52	19	5	.833	.985	1	130	4	4	.337	.981
RF	8	Alex Rios	CF/RF	CWS	Bastards	142	92%	240	46	76	13	37	20	20	.769	.994	1	170	1	1	.317	.935
	BN
BN	9	Vladimir Guerrero	RF	Tex	Stittsville	145	93%	251	41	82	15	57	15	4	.571	.900	0	17	1	1	.327	.920
BN	15	Ryan Braun	LF	Mil	Deadwood	5	99%	273	44	83	10	45	26	11	.917	.990	1	99	3	3	304	.861
BN	16	Joey Votto	1B	Cin	Colt 45	23	97%	238	42	74	14	43	37	7	.636	.996	44	497	62	-	.311	.955
BN	17	David Wright	3B	NYM	Dakota Magic	16	98%	251	35	71	12	53	37	12	.706	.960	18	44	148	-	.283	.877
BN	18	Torii Hunter	CF	LAA	Bastards	73	94%	246	42	72	12	50	28	6	.462	1.000	0	159	1	1	.293	.895
BN	28	Martin Prado	1B/2B/3B	Atl	Perrysburg	287	87%	298	51	101	6	30	21	2	.400	.994	42	129	198	-	.339	.850
BN	76	Derek Jeter	SS	NYY	Deadwood	35	98%	293	43	83	8	39	20	7	.700	.983	41	77	155	-	.283	.759
BN	159	Miguel Olivo	C	Cld	Bastards	369	74%	172	29	52	9	30	18	4	.571	.992	2	344	30	-	.302	.897
	DL
DL	39	Troy Tulowitzki	SS	Cld	Perrysburg	12	97%	235	47	72	9	34	25	7	.778	.985	55	124	201	-	.306	.877
DL	149	Kendry Morales	1B	LAA	Golden Carp	38	56%	193	29	56	11	39	12	0	.000	.996	35	435	25	-	.290	.833
DL	151	Nelson Cruz	RF	Tex	Golden Carp	63	96%	107	19	35	10	34	15	7	.778	.985	1	65	1	1	.327	1.134

Lineup	Rank	Player	Pos	Club	Owner	ORank	Owned	IP	QS	W	SV	SVOP	NSV	HLD	K	K/BB	K/9	H/9	BB/9	ERA	WHIP
SP	1	Ubaldo Jimenez	SP	Cld	Isle Wynn	71	98%	101.1	14	13	-	-	-	-	88	2.44	7.82	5.773	3.197	1.15	1.00
RP	29	Billy Wagner	RP	Atl	Lightning Bolts	181	89%	29.1	-	5	14	16	12	-	43	3.58	13.19	5.216	3.682	1.23	0.99
RP	32	Jonathan Broxton	RP	LAD	Fowl Play	82	98%	29.1	-	3	16	18	14	-	42	14.00	12.89	7.670	0.920	0.92	0.95
RP	42	Tyler Clippard	RP	Wsh	Koo Koo Roos	249	68%	43.2	-	8	1	6	-4	14	52	3.06	10.72	5.565	3.504	1.65	1.01
RP	48	Jose Valverde	RP	Det	FatMonkeyButz	119	95%	30.1	-	1	16	17	15	-	27	2.25	8.01	2.967	3.560	0.59	0.73
RP	62	Carlos Marmol	RP	CC	Bastards	118	96%	31.2	-	2	13	16	10	-	58	3.05	16.48	4.263	5.400	1.71	1.07
RP	73	Rafael Soriano	RP	TB	Franconia	147	93%	25.2	-	2	16	17	15	-	24	4.80	8.42	5.260	1.753	1.40	0.78
	BN
BN	78	Brian Wilson	RP	SF	CT Defenders	127	95%	29.2	-	2	19	21	17	-	42	4.20	12.74	7.888	3.034	2.12	1.21
BN	5	Adam Wainwright	SP	StL	CT Defenders	61	98%	109.0	13	10	-	-	-	-	101	3.48	8.34	6.606	2.394	2.23	1.00
BN	7	Josh Johnson	SP	Fla	Chesapeake	69	98%	100.0	13	8	-	-	-	-	98	3.77	8.82	6.480	2.340	1.80	0.98
BN	13	Roy Halladay	SP	Phi	STL Birds	15	99%	115.0	12	8	-	-	-	-	98	6.13	7.67	8.452	1.252	2.43	1.08
BN	19	Matt Cain	SP	SF	El Paso	96	96%	100.0	12	6	-	-	-	-	68	2.27	6.12	6.480	2.700	2.16	1.02
BN	23	Colby Lewis	SP/RP	Tex	Chesapeake	343	71%	93.2	9	7	-	-	-	-	90	2.73	8.65	6.053	3.171	3.07	1.02
BN	25	Jered Weaver	SP	LAA	Bastards	108	95%	94.2	12	7	-	-	-	-	107	4.65	10.17	7.796	2.187	3.04	1.11
	DL
DL	131	Doug Fister	SP	Sea	Deadwood	337	34%	69.2	7	3	-	-	-	-	32	3.20	4.13	7.364	1.292	2.45	0.96
DL	191	Tim Stauffer	SP/RP	SD	El Paso	378	4%	23.1	0	2	-	-	-	0	19	4.75	7.33	6.943	1.543	0.39	0.94

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Bad News Bears

Lineup	Rank	Player	Pos	Club	Owner	ORank	Owned	AB	R	H	HR	RBI	BB	SB	SB%	FPCT	DPT	PO	A	OFA	AVG	OPS
C	1234	Kelly Shoppach	C	TB	CT Defenders	1139	1%	27	2	6	0	2	7	-	-	1.000	0	49	4	-	.222	.648
1B	1016	Todd Helton	1B	Cld	Fowl Play	204	29%	214	24	52	2	12	32	-	-	.993	66	493	41	-	.243	.659
2B	1156	Ryan Rayburn	1B/2B/CF/RF	Det	Perrysburg	1053	1%	96	9	18	1	13	8	-	-	.962	8	48	27	1	.188	.589
3B	1482	Dayan Viciedo	3B	CWS	Chesapeake	1474	3%	4	0	1	0	0	0	-	-	1.000	1	0	1	-	.250	.500
SS	1172	Juan Castro	2B/SS	Phi	CT Defenders	1198	0%	108	7	24	0	12	4	-	-	.961	17	33	91	-	.222	.515
LF	1236	Robb Quinlan	1B/LF	LAA	Dakota Magic	1249	0	33	4	4	0	2	2	2	1.000	.986	6	69	1	-	.121	.353
CF	1162	Mike Cameron	CF	Bos	Isle Wynn	230	11%	78	10	20	0	2	8	-	-	.964	0	53	1	1	.256	.654
RF	1155	Jose Tabata	LF/CF/RF	Pit	Colt 45	1265	4%	40	6	9	1	2	4	2	1.000	1.000	0	23	0	0	.225	.670
	BN
BN	1160	Matt Tolbert	2B/3B	Min	Hell Lions	1164	0%	44	4	10	1	8	4	0	.000	.976	5	13	28	-	.227	.627
BN	1180	Ben Francisco	LF/CF/RF	Phi	Bastards	1037	1%	67	5	15	0	6	5	2	1.000	1.000	0	23	2	2	.224	.577
BN	1218	Josh Reddick	LF/CF/RF	Bos	CT Defenders	1338	0%	17	2	3	0	2	0	1	1.000	1.000	0	15	0	0	.176	.529
BN	1380	Jason Castro	C	Hou	Sunnyvale	1440	0%	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-
BN	1499	Pedro Alvarez	3B	Pit	STL Birds	1505	15%	16	1	1	0	2	2	-	-	.929	1	3	10	-	.063	.283
BN	1500	Brendan Harris	2B/3B/SS	Min	Deadwood	1147	1%	108	11	17	1	4	9	-	-	1.000	9	34	61	-	.157	.446
BN	1504	Chris Davis	1B/3B	Tex	Muff Divers	1095	4%	48	2	9	0	1	5	-	-	.991	12	103	6	-	.188	.556
BN	1508	Bryan Petersen	LF	Fla	El Paso	1514	0%	16	1	1	0	0	1	-	-	1.000	0	1	0	-	.063	.181
	DL
DL	1202	John Baker	C	Fla	CT Defenders	1068	3%	78	7	17	0	6	9	-	-	.988	1	152	9	-	.218	.589
DL	1216	Coco Crisp	CF	Oak	STL Birds	1146	1%	6	0	2	0	3	0	0	.000	1.000	0	6	0	0	.333	.750
DL	1239	Brian Roberts	2B	Bal	FatMonkeyButz	44	70%	14	1	2	0	0	2	2	1.000	1.000	2	6	4	-	.143	.464
DL	1450	Carlos Beltran	CF	NYM	STL Birds	161	62%	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-

Lineup	Rank	Player	Pos	Club	Owner	ORank	Owned	IP	QS	W	SV	SVOP	NSV	HLD	K	K/BB	K/9	H/9	BB/9	ERA	WHIP
SP	1026	Kevin Millwood	SP	Bal	Stittsville	794	11%	96.2	7	1	-	-	-	-	78	2.69	7.26	10.707	2.700	5.12	1.49
RP	968	Tony Sipp	RP	Cle	Bastards	864	0%	23.0	-	0	0	1	-1	6	25	1.39	9.78	9.783	7.043	7.04	1.87
RP	985	Juan Gutierrez	RP	Ari	Deadwood	852	1%	23.2	-	0	1	3	-1	5	21	2.10	7.99	11.408	3.803	8.37	1.69
RP	987	Blake Hawksworth	RP	StL	CT Defenders	803	0%	32.0	-	1	-	-	-	3	22	1.69	6.19	13.219	3.656	5.63	1.88
RP	989	George Sherrill	RP	LAD	Sunnyvale	290	5%	17.2	-	0	0	2	-2	1	10	0.63	5.09	11.208	8.151	6.62	2.15
RP	995	Randy Williams	RP	CWS	Golden Carp	976	0%	24.0	-	0	0	1	-1	1	22	1.05	8.25	12.750	7.875	4.88	2.29
RP	999	Sean White	RP	Sea	Dakota Magic	815	0%	16.2	-	0	0	3	-3	2	5	0.56	2.70	13.500	4.860	7.56	2.04
	BN
BN	1003	Chad Gaudin	SP/RP	NYY	El Paso	984	0%	29.1	-	0	-	-	-	1	30	2.73	9.20	12.273	3.375	7.36	1.74
BN	1073	Nick Blackburn	SP	Min	Franconia	268	18%	76.0	7	6	-	-	-	-	24	1.26	2.84	12.434	2.250	5.80	1.63
BN	1137	Ian Snell	SP	Sea	Lightning Bolts	1109	0%	46.1	1	0	-	-	-	-	26	1.04	5.05	11.655	4.856	6.41	1.83
BN	1141	Wandy Rodriguez	SP	Hou	Colt 45	79	61%	75.3	6	3	-	-	-	-	52	1.53	6.21	11.350	4.062	6.09	1.71
BN	1179	David Huff	SP	Cle	Bastards	1097	1%	70.0	4	2	-	-	-	-	34	1.13	4.37	11.314	3.857	6.04	1.69
BN	1189	Ryan Rowland-Smith	SP	Sea	Dakota Magic	208	19%	61.2	2	1	-	-	-	-	25	0.89	3.65	11.530	4.086	5.98	1.74
BN	1514	John Lannan	SP	Wsh	Koo Koo Roos	1064	1%	75.0	5	2	-	-	-	-	24	0.69	2.88	12.480	4.200	5.76	1.85
	DL
DL	1183	Gil Meche	SP	KC	Lightning Bolts	1075	1%	48.2	2	0	-	-	-	-	30	0.88	5.55	10.356	6.288	6.66	1.85

And the player adjudged to have hurt his owner more than any other, singled out as the Great Goat is:

John Lannan

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Which means the winner of the first half, and your newly crowned Miss Match Up is:

[drum roll ....]

Ubaldo Jimenez

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