Tuesday, May 4, 2010

The Top Ten List: Films A-boot Ice Hockey, Eh



By Chris Barrymore


Upon diving into this list, I quickly realized that there is a severe shortage of pure hockey films - movies where hockey is the story, and the characters are hockey players, and the overall message of the film has something to say about hockey and life. Soooo, I had to stretch the criteria a bit, and the results are as follows:



Slap Shot (1977) Starring Paul Newman, Strother Martin, Michael Ontkean, Jennifer Warren, Lindsay Crouse – An obvious candidate for the No.1 spot. I mean, the Hanson Brothers .... the Charlestown Chiefs .... There is little need to say more.





Youngblood (1986) Starring Rob Lowe, Patrick Swayze, Keanu Reeves - Then-active NHL players, Steve Thomas and Peter Zezel, both have small non-speaking roles as Youngblood's teammates on the Mustangs. The film also starred former NHLer Eric Nesterenko, who played the father of Lowe's Dean Youngblood. The filming of Youngblood took place in the east end of Toronto. Ted Reeve Arena was used as the setting for the interior of the Hamilton Mustangs home rink while Scarborough Gardens Arena was used for the setting of the arena's exterior.





Wayne’s World (1992) Starring Mike Myers, Dana Carvey, Rob Lowe, Tia Carrere, Brian Doyle-Murray, Lara Flynn Boyle - Myers is an admitted hockey fan, and this movie and its main characters offer too many hockey references to ignore. There’s Wayne and Garth's hangout, Stan Mikita's Donuts, named after the former Blackhawks player. This is a reference to Tim Horton's, a doughnut shop chain named for and started by Tim Horton, a player from the Toronto Maple Leafs (Mike Myers' favorite team). There were also numerous hockey references in the Saturday Night Live skits, including a one-on-one hockey game featuring Wayne Campbell vs. Wayne Gretzky. Game on.





Sudden Death (1995) Starring Jean-Claude Van Damme – Tagline: “Action Goes into Overtime”. Qualifies on the basis that it is set during Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals in Pittsburgh. It has a typically unrealistic plot for a Van Damme movie. But still, Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals. It’s in!





Happy Gilmore (1996) Starring Adam Sandler – Yes, another Sandler film. How is it that he keeps creeping into these lists? More a golf movie, so it will make that yet-to-be-compiled Top Ten List as well, but it qualifies for the hockey list based on the fact he is an aspiring hockey player with a killer slap shot but little skating ability. The fistfight with Bob Barker is also the stuff of legend.





Chasing Amy (1997) Starring Ben Affleck, Jason Lee, Joey Lauren Adams, Matt Damon, Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith - Obviously not a hockey movie, but rarely if ever has a hockey scene in a non-hockey movie so accurately reflected the emotional shattering of two characters and laid out a pathway for the rest of the story to travel. (Please be aware the unedited and uncensored clip linked below has adult themes and lots of foul and explicit language, so it is obviously NSFW). The first 4:40 of the scene is most important, but the remaining 4:10 has some emotionally wrenching dialogue that, depending on how deeply you want to analyze this, may or may not provide some additional insight into the hockey game they just left, or the whole sport of hockey itself. Also contains a few good rips on the officials which I will be using in the future.





Mystery, Alaska (1999) Starring Russell Crowe, Hank Azaria, Mary McCormack, Burt Reynolds, Colm Meaney, Lolita Davidovich – Think about it. Crowe gets to police mostly minor crime in a small Alaskan town. All the while, he gets to think about hockey, talk about hockey with others, play hockey in the “Saturday Game”, welcome the New York Rangers to town for an exhibition, and to top it off he has McCormack waiting for him back home. I’ll take that deal.





Bruce Almighty (2003) – Starring Jim Carrey, Morgan Freeman, Jennifer Aniston - Again, not a hockey movie. But I am obligated to include it here because it may very well be the only time I hear the phrase “The Buffalo Sabres have just won the Stanley Cup!” As a native Buffalonian now living in the Midwest, I remain a lifelong and long suffering Sabres fan hoping that the Blue and Gold can someday hoist Lord Stanley’s glorious Cup. Thank you, Jim Carrey, for giving hope to that dream.





Miracle (2004) Starring Kurt Russell – Herb Brooks is a local hero in these parts, besides being a national treasure. R.I.P Herb.





Ice Kings (2006) Starring Jim Lampley, Bill Macatee - Film critic, Jay Seaver, who probably looks like this, reviewed the documentary when it screened at the Boston Film Festival four years ago, and had this to say: "I'm not much of a hockey fan - baseball and basketball have tended to rule in Seaver households - so a lot of the hockey-specific details may have flown right past me. It's a nifty story, though, even for non-fans, and I expect hockey fans may appreciate it even more."






On This Day: Capital Punishment Not Harsh Enough?



By Dive'r Down Dave


On this day (May 4th), in 1993 ....


  • a gallon of gas cost $1.16
  • a loaf of bread was $1.57
  • and Dale Hunter of the Washington Capitals received a then-record 21-game suspension from shiny new NHL Commissioner, Gary Bettman, for his blatantly late blindside check on the New York Islanders' Pierre Turgeon, in a Round 1 playoff game a week earlier.







Monday, May 3, 2010

Miss Match Up Mashup: April 2010 MLB Edition



By Spezzal Teams Playa


Last season, our baseball league ran a regular rundown of the best performances of the week. The feature was called Most Offensive Line and highlighted the best five bats, according to our league settings. I teamed those picks with the best five arms (Pitchers Worth a Thousand Words), the worst five arms (Belly-Itcher Citations), and the worst five bats (No Offence Man Citations).

I had started by publishing nightly reports of these 20 players, but found that it was too much of a commitment, so I dropped them to a weekly basis.

This year, I thought it would be easier to only feature about 11 or 12 players and once again attempted to provide nightly reports on these stars, in a feature I called Box Score'd. When that again proved impossible (duh), I decided to come up with a monthly report. Since a once-a-month article didn't seem like much work, I decided that it'd spotlight 70 players and got to work on constructing a table.

Well that was like, almost three days ago.

Now that I've finally figured out how to use this internets, I present to you a new feature which purports to answer the question of what would the most lopsided Matchup have looked like if, ya know, we played monthly Matchups and stuff.

So I gathered the best April performers and placed them on the All-Star Team, then gathered the worst performers and called their group the Bad News Bears. Think of it like a Harlem Globetrotters versus Washington Generals lineup card. From there, I crowned one of the All-Stars the winner of this digital pageant (basically, the Player of the Month), while also singling out the worst performer of all.

  • Phase 1: Have a look to see where your guys rank
  • Phase 2: Spot the buy-low targets
  • Phase 3: Profit




MLB All-Stars

LineupRankPlayerPosClubOwnerORankOwnedABRHHRRBIBBSBSB%FPCTDPTPOAOFAAVGOPS
C120Miguel OlivoCCldBastards47964%551016513411.0001.000011513-.291.933
1B9Miguel Cabrera1BDetStittsville1198%961633525130.000.9912721414-.3441.042
2B1Robinson Cano2BNYYDeadwood4398%85213481862.500.991174074-.4001.201
3B5Evan Longoria3BTBIsle Wynn798%882230518103.600.94482245-.3411.002
SS25Derek JeterSSNYYDeadwood3498%94143141833.750.975123247-.330.875
LF3Ryan BraunLFMilDeadwood599%9319335201261.000.97403711.3551.011
CF6Vernon WellsCFTorFranconia18593%922031816811.0001.00015511.3371.113
RF7Matt KempCF/RFLADFatMonkeyButz699%97202772083.375.98105300.278.879
BN
BN11Paul Konerko1BCWSFatMonkeyButz27773%7413221121150-.9941515810-.2971.197
BN14Kelly Johnson2BAriSunnyvale88975%801725918130-.976112953-.3131.154
BN17Carl CrawfordLFTBSunnyvale1998%89173021397.7001.00004044.337.941
BN19Colby RasmusCF/RFStLEl Paso19080%651921612173.600.97603911.3231.171
BN21Jose GuillenRFKCColt 4596382%921428719311.0001.0000200.304.946
BN24Mark Reynolds1B/3BAriIsle Wynn3897%7918197211411.000.96722236-.241.909
BN31Alex GonzalezSSTorIsle Wynn109567%971428719311.000.965213179-.289.946
BN123Jorge PosadaCNYYIsle Wynn16592%58111851270-.98101023-.3101.032
DL
DL15Nelson CruzRFTexGolden Carp6396%6212207171051.0001.00014311.3231.177
DL179Manny RamirezLFLADFowl Play8993%4171721290-1.00001700.4151.159



Lineup RankPlayerPosClubOwnerORankOwnedIPQSWSVSVOPNSVHLDKK/BBK/9H/9BB/9ERAWHIP
SP2Tim LincecumSPSFFranconia1499%35.154----436.1410.955.6041.7831.270.82
RP29Tyler ClippardRPWshKoo Koo Roos25450%18.0-301-16232.5611.503.5004.5000.500.89
RP46Matt CappsRPWshMuff Divers43479%13.1-0101010-152.5010.138.1004.0500.681.35
RP51Mariano RiveraRPNYYFatMonkeyButz8398%9.0-0777-94.509.003.0002.0000.000.56
RP52Kevin GreggRPTorFowl Play39472%11-066611414.0011.454.9090.8180.820.64
RP65Leo NunezRPFlaSunnyvale19584%9.1-1453-102.009.64.9644.8210.000.64
RP67Carlos MarmolRPChCBastards11996%11.2-1342-224.4016.975.4003.8570.771.03
BN
BN4Ubaldo JimenezSPCldIsle Wynn7198%34.155----312.218.135.7673.6700.791.05
BN8Roy HalladaySPPhiSTL Birds2099%40.044----3311.007.438.1000.6751.800.98
BN10Barry ZitoSPSFPerrysburg45280%35.154----242.186.115.0942.8021.530.88
BN12Adam WainwrightSPStLCT Defenders6198%38.054----303.757.116.1581.8952.130.89
BN16Francisco LirianoSP/RPMinMuff Divers102186%29.043----272.708.385.5863.1030.930.97
BN18John DanksSPCWSDakota Magic11193%29.043----264.338.075.8971.8621.550.86
BN71David AardsmaRPSeaChesapeake27188%9.2-0897-113.6710.243.7242.7932.790.72
DL
DL149Brett AndersonSPOakSTL Birds12379%23.031----174.256.657.8261.5652.351.04
DL190Chris YoungSPSDSTL Birds34523%6.011----51.677.501.5004.5000.000.67
DL192Jorge De La RosaSPCldPerrysburg19369%23.013----262.0010.177.8265.0873.911.43





Bad News Bears

LineupRankPlayerPosClubOwnerORankOwnedABRHHRRBIBBSBSB%FPCTDPTPOAOFAAVGOPS
C1433A.J. PierzynskiCCWSHell Lions33427%654110430-1.00001416-.169.429
1B1093Matt LaPorta1B/LF/RFCleFatMonkeyButz11164%605130160-1.00013860.217.538
2B1406Ian Kinsler2BTexCT Defenders1698%5010000-1.000142-.200.400
3B1283Pedro Alvarez3BPitSTL Birds13992%---------------
SS1393Brendan Ryan2B/SSStLDakota Magic7513%675120490-.978142463-.179.515
LF1104Matt DiazLF/RFAtlKoo Koo Roos3323%462902211.000.94101600.196.490
CF1408Ben FranciscoLF/CF/RFPhiBastards3401%18040110-1.0000511.222.578
RF1174Michael StantonRFFlaSTL Birds13843%---------------
BN
BN1095David Ortiz1BBosMuff Divers12551%56581470.000-----.143.524
BN1314Brett Wallace3BTorDakota Magic14071%---------------
BN1407Jayson Nix2B/3B/SSCWSColt 4510730%15130000-.923066-.200.400
BN1415Garrett AndersonLFLADFowl Play4501%41251420-1.00001011.122.379
BN1439Dioner NavarroCTBKoo Koo Roos10691%44460240-.9890817-.136.367
BN1442Julio Lugo2B/SSBalKoo Koo Roos10201%282300211.000.97451720-.107.274
BN1448Randy WynnLF/CF/RFNYYFranconia2259%13010000-1.0000700.077.154
BN1449Eric ByrnesLFSeaCT Defenders10900%281300611.0001.00002400.107.444
DL
DL1114Mike CameronCFBosIsle Wynn23016%30270050-.96402611.233.694
DL1353Carlos BeltranCFNYMSTL Birds15968%---------------
DL1131Coco CrispCFOakSTL Birds10431%---------------
DL1208Freddy Sanchez2BSFBastards26611%---------------
DL1232Jose MoralesCMinHell Lions11980%---------------


Lineup RankPlayerPosClubOwnerORankOwnedIPQSWSVSVOPNSVHLDKK/BBK/9H/9BB/9ERAWHIP
SP1462Nick BlackburnSPMinFranconia27417%23.211----70.882.6612.5413.0426.851.73
RP978Trevor HoffmanRPMilPerrysburg25372%9.0-137-1-51.605.0015.0003.00013.002.00
RP979Rafael PerezRPCleColt 459810%7.0-0----51.005.5515.4296.4295.142.43
RP987Jason FrasorRPTorCT Defenders27621%9.2-03512131.6312.1015.8287.4488.382.59
RP1023Randy WilliamsRPCWSGolden Carp6770%9.2-001-1-90.648.3810.24113.0344.662.59
RP1026Danys BaezRPPhiLightning Bolts4511%9.0-002-2240.804.0010.0005.0009.001.67
RP1032Nick MassetRPCinFowl Play3233%10.1-2---1172.1314.8114.8066.96811.322.42
BN
BN1463John LannanSPWshKoo Koo Roos4623%27.221----100.673.2511.7114.8805.531.84
BN1464Kyle KendrickSP/RPPhiMuff Divers7491%23.210----121.204.5611.0283.8037.611.65
BN1465Josh BeckettSPBosMuff Divers8896%28.221----201.546.2811.6164.0817.221.74
BN1466Rick PorcelloSPDetStittsville14063%24.212----162.675.8414.9592.1898.031.91
BN1470Jake PeavySPCWSFowl Play13880%28.210----221.106.9110.0476.2797.851.81
BN1473Gil MecheSPKCLightning Bolts8871%18.200----120.805.7913.0187.23210.132.25
BN1053Scot ShieldsRPLAAColt 456130%6.0-001-1050.637.5012.00012.00010.502.67




And the player adjudged to have hurt his owner more than any other, singled out as the Great Goat is:

Gil Meche




Which means the winner of the month and your newly crowned Miss Match Up is:

[drum roll ....]


Robinson Cano




My Enormous Crystal Balls: NHL 2010 Quarterfinals



By Hockey Guru



After a stunning set of Round 1 Predictions -
which were never published - and in response to the incredible pre-season predictions revisited - The Guru has smashed his crystal ball. However, even without a crystal ball, day-to-day predictions on the Stanley Cup Playoffs can be expected by the millions of clamoring STP followers.

At the time of publishing this post, the Penguins and Canadiens are even at 1 game apiece. San Jose has a 2-0 series lead over Detroit, and Boston & Vancouver each hold a 1-0 lead over Philadelphia and Vancouver, respectively.





The Boston-Philadelphia Series

Boston's defense is thin. Zdeno Chara is a beast - but the minutes that are being required from Johnny Boychuk (33:29 in game 1), Andrew Ference, Matt Hunwick, Dennis Wideman and Adam McQuaid will prove problematic for the black and gold.

Whereas Buffalo's injuries toward the end of the year led to a lineup of smurfs - Philadelphia, should be able to wear out the Bruins defense and create plenty of offensive opportunities for Danny Briere and Mike Richards.

The Bruins' struggle to score goals will return in the series and the Flyers will prevail.



The Pittsburgh-Montreal Series

Mike Cammalleri is clutch and clutch is everything. Some players have the ability to elevate their games and PRODUCE when needed - and he is one of those players. Unfortunately for him and Habs fans - so is Sidney Crosby.

The Penguins will not make the same mistake the Capitals made and simply play a series of one-games. The Penguins have begun their series attack on Montreal - from Cooke's hit on Markov to the major-misconduct by Adams - the Penguins are looking to punish Montreal's defenseman and will wear down the Canadiens in the series.

Jaroslav Halak has been solid if not spectacular in the Olympics and in the Playoffs - but Pittsburgh will move through in 5 or 6 games.



The Chicago-Vancouver Series

Prior to the series opening, the Guru was waffling on the winner of this series. After game one - it would be very hard to predict Chicago wining 4 of the next 6. Vancouver appears much more focused from the goal out.

However, Chicago's defense (Campbell in particular) will improve throughout the series. Adjusting from the series against Nashville and forgetting about last year's series victory over Vancouver may have proven difficult in game 1.

Even as this is being typed - the broken crystal ball shows both teams emerging.

Going into Game 1 - I believe that Chicago didn't respect Roberto Luongo enough. I believe they came into the game believing that they would prevail in a run-and-gun style game. They may still believe that. However, in Game 2, I expect the Hawks to come out much more conservatively and with more attention to defense. While sacrificing some potential transition-game offense, Game 2 will be low scoring and Patrick Kane has the clutch-ness to score a key goal and tie up this series.

In this first "draft" prediction for the series, the coin toss landed on heads - actually an Indian head - but the more confident prediction is that the prediction of Blackhawks in 7 will change.



The San Jose-Detroit Series

San Jose has a 2-0 lead. Now Detroit needs to win 4 of 5 to advance. However, it has been said that a team is never in trouble until it loses on home ice. Well, if Detroit isn't in trouble yet - I'm going to be getting a big check in the mail for this post.

The Wings are a great dynasty - but this year is San Jose's year. The depth players will be the difference - San Jose is just deeper and better. San Jose will get through this series (bold prediction, being up 2-0 already). Since today is not a game day, I'll revisit this series tomorrow, but I think San Jose wins Game 3, Detroit rallies for Game 4 and San Jose closes out Detroit in 5 or 6. Again, that is the "early" prediction (if a prediction 2 games into a series can be considered early).



Tonight (Monday), Guru's Gut Sez:


Philadelphia 3 - Boston 2

Chicago 2- Vancouver 1 (OT)





Sunday, May 2, 2010

The Guru Report: Habs Steal Home Ice Advantage?



By Hockey Guru


The Pittsburgh Penguins not only lost Game 2 - the Igloo has been stolen!

Seriously, the Igloo hasn't really been stolen; it's still in Pittsburgh - for now. The Penguins will be hosting Game 5 there and if it comes down to the decisive 7th game - that too will take place at the Igloo.

However, by not winning both home games - the Pens will be forced to win at least one game in Montreal to win the series.

Now, the idea of losing the home ice advantage by losing one of the first two games seems not only overplayed and discussed - but irresponsible journalism. The Hockey Guru is on a mission to eliminate that phrase from our collective sports vernacular.

Did the Bruins have the home ice advantage in Round One against the Sabres? Of course not, the home ice advantage for Buffalo was that Games 1, 2, 5 and 7 were slated to be on their ice. The fact the Sabres lost in 6 games - doesn't change the fact they had the home ice advantage for the series. However, Claude Julien stated after Game 2, "People will say we have home-ice advantage now, and we do."

The acceptance from the media and the fans in general that allow that phrase to be used is beyond annoying! Home ice advantage is determined prior to the series and DOESN'T change.

Anyhow, the more important issue is what is the advantage of playing on home ice?



  • Comfort of sleeping in your own bed?

It's not like road teams are arriving on a bus on game day or sleeping on the floor in sleeping bags. With the charter flights and four and five-star accomodations - maybe not sleeping in your own bed is the advantage.

Players have less distractions on the road (less demand for tickets, arrangements for family, friends, etc.,), teams are together at the same location for game day meetings and may have greater focus being on the road.

Guru's Advantage-meter: No advantage




  • Crowd Noise - Intimidation, Motivation, Emotional Impact?
Everybody seems to have their own version of the "White Out." While it is a great spectacle to view on television or even to be a part of - most playoff teams have been through it all before and certainly aren't intimidated by the event.

If any team relies on their fans for motivation - they aren't a Stanley Cup contender. Fans can lift up a team - such as Montreal fans seem to have done in Round One. Fans can also create greater pressure and hinder a team - such as San Jose - particularly early in Round One.

All-in-all, there is a human element and emotional element involved in the sport - and there are certainly times when the fans at least seem to impact the play on the ice. Like this...






Or this...






Guru's Advantage-meter: Minor advantage




  • Last Change - Lineup Juggling
Perhaps the most significant tactical advantage - the home team coach has the last change. However, through line juggling, etc. - visiting coaches are often able to get the matchups they want. However, it seems to the Guru that more and more coaches are downplaying the importance of creating "matchups" and the game-within-the game seems to be neglected.

Guru's Advantage-meter: Moderate advantage



Even with the "advantages" listed, in Round 1 this year, home teams were (22-27). The 8 teams with the home ice advantage went (4-4) in their series'. Teams playing at home in Game 7 were (0-2).

What does that tell us? Is there a home ice advantage? Or is there a home ice disadvantage? Or neither?

What say you? (Remembering that STP would love to hear other thoughts, comments and opinions)