By Spezzal Teams Playa
If Jay Mohr wasn't currently getting last-minute touch-ups on his makeup, I'd have time to make this a real post.
As it is, I just got home from a long day of surviving earthquakes and marvelling at the Thrashers ability to turn a UFA into Oduya, Bergfors, Cormier, Byfuglien, Sopel, Eager, and Aliu.
Anyway, since I like hockey more than Mohr, I think I'll just hit the Publish button and fasten my ass to the couch for a few hours of Oscar-calibre award presentations.
If I had had the time, I woulda made my picks for all of tonight's winners, but this list here will have to suffice.
[Update: 7:34 PM - Little, tiny aftershock .... if I lose power and miss one of Pavel Datsyuk's jokes, I will be one sad panda]
