Showing posts with label Hittin Da Lynx. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hittin Da Lynx. Show all posts

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Hittin Da Lynx: Fat Monkey Butt Is Not Alone



By Spezzal Teams Playa


Having your computer crash isn't the only reason to ask the Commish to fix your lineup. For example, maybe you are planning a vacation. Or maybe you're an old man who can no longer see your monitor. Or maybe something even more unfortunate.
  • Some of you may have received this message already, but it appears that our buddy, Franconia Wombats, is about to be incarcerated. [Don't drop the soap]

  • Those of you in the Dynasty League might remember some biotch who preferred whining and nagging, to following baseball. You know, like every other woman on the planet. [Kicked to the curb]

  • If you're like me, and your assless chaps are still at the cleaners, here's hoping that they are open on Sundays. If they aren't, that's gay. [Not that there's anything wrong with that]

  • Whether you are old enough to remember the original A-Team or the original Hawaii 5-0, logic dictates that you are old enough to recall when rappers borrowed liberally from those iconic programs, sucka. For our younger readers, those were TV shows in the 80's, fool, that made Lost look as unpopular as the new Isles GM's old show, Unhappily Ever After. How's that for an awkward segue into Fowl Play's non-fantasy-sports-related leisure activities. [Hurley, we've got to go back to the island]

  • Years ago, while living on Spray Avenue, my typical neighbor spent his time discussing the relative merits of Beer™ brand beer, local hero Ryan Smyth, and the Waldhaus Pub. Certainly nothing even remotely cerebral, like Golden Carp's version of Banff. [How to feel dumb as dirt, in ten easy seconds]

  • Finally, in order to justify using her name as a tag to drive up traffic, here's Samantha Micelli on high school in Minnesota, making Ottawa nerds feel comfortable around hotties, and her brother's uncanny ability to predict the obvious:






Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Hittin Da Lynx: The State of the League Address


By Spezzal Teams Playa


My fellow Canadians North Americans, the state of the Sports Talk Pool is good.

Never before in our nation's history have we seen so much activity, from so many sources. All 20 of us are routinely active in a league which requires finesse and attention to detail, if not everyday, then at least every Monday and every Thursday. Our sister league, the STP Baseball Dynasty, enjoys almost complete participation as well, with at least 19 teams playing daily.

But it is here, on this blog, where the fruits of that participation are felt most. Before the month is out, we are expected to pass the 100-story threshold, which is amazing when you consider that this season began with only 50 stories in the archives after the first eleven months of publishing. In fact, I felt that because so many articles have been published here lately, that I should put up a post that detailed those articles, in order to make them easier to locate. The sheer volume of material may have buried some of the features before they could be read by all, so think of this as one of those baseball cards called the Checklist. Got it? Got it. Need it, got it, got it ....

  • First off, where would this blog be without the more than a dozen Carnac the Guru installments over the past two weeks. The most amazing edition has to be the one when Boston was leading their series, three games to one. <Carnac Predicts the Impossible>

  • On top of those daily features, our friend the Hockey Guru has also provided daily updates to our playoff hockey pool, despite his own obvious lack of a hope in Hell. <Playoff Hockey Pool: May Madness>

  • Will-He-M continued where he left off last season, when he started publishing a 30-part series that documented the histories of each MLB teams' top players. To those of you reading this while at work, no need to worry about nudity and swearing. And chances are your boss would engage in the discussion, even if he did catch you fornicating the dog. <All Time Well Wasted>

  • Minnesota Chris (aka Hell Lions) would more accurately be described as the person to have picked up where Will-He-M left off, as Will had actually been publishing regular Top Ten Lists last season. If you're not a fan of Drew Barrymore, you can probably still find something interesting here, but for the rest of us, er, normal people, er, 90% of males, 10% of females, and roughly four-fifths of the gay & lesbian populations, grab some popcorn and prepare to get your Barrymore on. <The Top Ten Links to Click On>

  • Some of you know him as Fowl Play, but I re-christened him Dive'r Down Dave when he agreed to periodically provide us with his recurring almanac feature. For those of you who fell asleep in history class, you'll enjoy the bullets as much as Eva Braun. <Where Were You, On This Day?>

  • I've received a few trade offers lately that were, shall we say, not very flattering towards my intelligence. To those of you who have received a tersely worded rejection from me in the past week or so, allow me to say it more diplomatically. I loves ya but I ain't gonna be no fool. <YouTubey Goodness>





  • If you want to call this here post an "article", then maybe I can get away with saying that I contributed multiple stories to the blog the past few weeks. If, on the other hand, you want to be honest, then call a spade a spade and chastise the author for producing only one solitary feature this month, and then whining for days about how hard he worked on it. <Lazy, Whining Pussy>

  • Before ever donning the giant turban, and back in the days when the Muff Divers team thought they had a shot at winning the hockey pool, the Hockey Guru used his uncanny abilities to debunk myths, disspell notions and generally do his best to preserve the Queen's English. Despite its earlier vintage, I decided to place it here, in the Andy Rooney segment of this list. You know what I hate? When people don't click on these links. <This Is, The Guru Report>

  • And finally, we leave you with something to ponder, whether you're a Bruins fan, or whether you had wanted to see the Bruins get eliminated by the Habs for the 100th time. <More YouTubitude>







Sunday, May 3, 2009

Hittin Da Lynx: Do Meaningless Singles Even Exist

There's nothing abstract about James' findings

Unlike some people, I do not blindly worship at the altar of the Batting Average. Sure, it's a fine stat, and has its place, but to ignore all other stats in favour of simply who gets the most hits, is an archaic way of viewing a player's overall value.

Even worse, in fantasy baseball, when there are 15 offensive categories that a player is to be judged upon, for someone to argue so strongly that Aaron Hill performed better than Raul Ibanez, one would think that the notion of Hits and Average being only two of 15 categories, would enter into that person's consciousness.

I pointed out, on the league Message Board, that Ibanez won 11 of 15 categories versus Hill, but was rebuffed by the idea that SB and SB% shouldn't matter to a player's fantasy value because not everyone has the greenlight to steal at will.

The conclusion being, that because Aaron Hill does not have that privilege, that we should ignore three of the fifteen categories completely. This would still give Ibanez an 8-4 lead in H2H against Hill, but that fact is left out of the argument.

In my opinion, a guy who steals bases, and little else, has as little value as a guy who hits meaningless singles, and little else.

It seems that Will, who just loves to use semantics to try to further his point (i.e. the true meaning of "stealing home field advantage", the true meaning of "most offensive line", etc.), believes that simply because Hill had more hits, that I should ignore the fact that he is one-dimensional and can not stand up to the scrutiny of a H2H comparison against Ibanez. We had another semantic argument a few months ago, but for the life of me, I cannot remember what it was about. Will asserted that the defintion of something meant one thing, until I pointed out sources that confirmed the opposite. (If someone from the hockey league could refresh my memory, it'd be appreciated....for awhile, anyway, until I forget the help you gave me here).

Anyway, today I assured Will that Ian Kinsler was more likely to be replaced by Hill in the Top Five, and went on to prove it with a H2H comparison of Hill and Kinsler, which netted better results for Hill (5-9-1) vs Kinsler, than Hill (4-11-0) vs Ibanez.

That only illicited a "You'll never convince me" response, followed by the assertion that his stats were accurate, despite my pointing out 3 or 4 that were wrong.

So given that logic and math won't convince him, I doubt that a bunch of random quotes will, but here are a few, anyway.




Brigham Young coach, Vance Law, on their 16-5 loss to Utah in 2000.
"We got a lot of meaningless singles with two outs and didn't get key hits when we needed them."


Doug Padilla, from the San Gabriel Valley News writes about a 2006 Rangers / Angels game, and Vlad's part in it.
"And it's not like the contribution is in the form of meaningless singles."


Some dude named Rob blogged this line last summer.
"Against Scott Feldman, the Angels accomplished almost nothing for four innings, scratching out a pair of meaningless singles and a one-out walk."


Another dude, named Mooseburger, was trashing Juan Pierre's meaningless average and wrote this, last summer.
"Isolated Patience subtracts batting average from on-base percentage to measure a hitter’s ability to get on base without getting a hit. Pierre’s Isolated Patience is low because pitchers aren’t threatened by him."


Mathematician, Kevin Devlin, has the best advice.
"If you really want to understand the difference between a meaningless average and a valuable one, see Ken Ross's book, A Mathematician at the Ballpark: Odds and Probabilities for Baseball Fans (Pi Press, July 2004).".


Some people take it to the extreme, and advocate the cessation of the use of batting average, altogether, so I should probably acknowledge these radicals. One such guy, David Pinto, writes the following.
"Batting average has to go. Batting average is the horse and buggy. It is black-and-white television. Its time has passed. I don�t know how we go about getting rid of it, though. Lately, Congress has shown a lot of interest in baseball; maybe we could get them to forget about steroids and pass a constitutional amendment."


The founder of SABRmetrics, Bill James, responded with this line.
"I think this is too important an issue to be dealt with by trivial measures like a constitutional amendment. That's just putting a Band-Aid on it."