Friday, March 18, 2011
Souvenir Game Program: Baseball Poach 'Em 2011
By Spezzal Teams Playa
Welcome, everybody. Please take your name tag and sign the guest book. The punch table is over there, and the buffet is along the back wall. I hope you all have fun and get to know your neighbours.
I have listed everyone in order of last year's Final Standings. You'll note that while most faces look familiar, there are six new General Managers: Cannes Abyss, Coronado, Glory Guys, Odessa, Phoenix and Unlawful Entry.
1. Westfield Big Sticks
manager: Hockey Guru
email: cbsbaseball2002@yahoo.com
aliases: Westfield Muff Divers, Clubhouse Chemistry, Cherry Blasts
location: Westfield, Massachusetts
date joined: September 2008
Last Season - Reigning League Champion
2009 Baseball - 10th
2010-2011 Hockey - 3rd
2009-2010 Hockey – 5th
2008-2009 Hockey – 5th
2010 Football - 6th
2009 Football – 9th
4. Lockport Malt Liquor
manager: Buzz74
email: aaronverklan@yahoo.com
aliases: Colt 45
location: Buffalo, New York
date joined: October 2009
Last Season - 4th
2010-2011 Hockey - 17th
2010-2011 Basketball – 2nd
2009-2010 Basketball – 7th
2010 Football Midseason - 13th
2010 Football Season - 5th
5. St. Paul Sidewinders
manager: Chris St. Paul
email: cjk863@yahoo.com
aliases: St. Paul Hell Lions, Minnesota Frostbite, By-Tor & the Snow Dogs
location: St.Paul, Minnesota
date joined: September 2007
Last Season - 5th
2009 Baseball – 12th
2010-2011 Hockey – 7th
2009-2010 Hockey – 4th
2008-2009 Hockey – 3rd
2007-2008 Hockey – 10th
2010-2011 Basketball – 13th
2009-2010 Basketball – 2nd
2010 Football Midseason - 10th
2010 Football Season – 8th
2009 Football Season – 17th
7. Death By Snoo-Snoo
manager: The Sports Dragon
email: ekportier@yahoo.com
aliases: Good News Everybody, Worst Episode Ever, Three Penis Wine
location: Portland, Oregon
date joined: March 2010
Last Season - 7th
2010-2011 Basketball – 8th
9. Stittsville Three-Peats
manager: Spezzal Teams Playa
email: spezzalteamsplaya@gmail.com
aliases: Nepean Hotspurs, Tito "TD" O'Dell
location: Ottawa, Ontario
date joined: September 2007
Last Season - 9th
2009 Baseball – 11th
2010-2011 Hockey - 11th
2009-2010 Hockey – 10th
2008-2009 Hockey – 4th
2007-2008 Hockey – 9th
2010-2011 Basketball – 4th
2009-2010 Basketball – 10th
2008-2009 Basketball – 2009 League Champion
2010 Football Midseason - 2nd
2010 Football Season – 3rd
2009 Football Season – 14th
2008 Football Season – 10th
10. Perrysburg Pain
manager: Big Storm
email: lonnitschke@hotmail.com
aliases: Perrysburg Polliwog, Perrysburg Phreakz
location: Perrysburg, Ohio
date joined: March 2009
Last Season - 10th
2009 Baseball – 16th
2010-2011 Hockey – 4th
2009-2010 Hockey – 18th
2010 Football - 12th
11. Sunnyvale Shithawks
manager: Will-He-M
email: habs_rock_100@hotmail.com
aliases: London Pigskin Picks, Sunnyvale Redemption
location: London, Ontario
date joined: September 2007
Last Season - 11th
2009 Baseball – 8th
2010-2011 Hockey - 12th
2009-2010 Hockey – 8th
2008-2009 Hockey – 8th
2007-2008 Hockey – 6th
2010-2011 Basketball - 10th
2009-2010 Basketball – 6th
2010 Football Midseason - 6th
2010 Football Season – 19th
2009 Football Season – 6th
12. Jayhawk Girls Asses
manager: Farmer Craig
email: craigfarmer16@yahoo.com
aliases: Sloan's Epic Ass, Vinny Chase's Sluts, Turtle's Tit Jobs
location: Jayhawk, California
date joined: March 2010
Last Season - 12th
13. Wailuku Fowl Play
manager: Div'er Down Dave
email: fastwillie.parker@yahoo.com
aliases: Wailuku Warriors, Manoa Morays, Manoa Menehune
location: Manoa, Hawaii
date joined: March 2009
Last Season - 13th
2009 Baseball – 6th
2010-2011 Hockey - 2nd
2009-2010 Hockey – 6th
2010 Football Midseason - 9th
2010 Football Season – 7th
2009 Football Season – 10th
15. Ravenswood Monkey Butts
manager: Pistol Pete
email: rosario_r_81@yahoo.com
aliases: Chi-town Bums
location: Ravenswood, Ontario
date joined: October 2009
Last Season - 15th
2010-2011 Basketball – 9th
2009-2010 Basketball – 9th
2010 Football – 2nd
17. Illinois Illicit
manager: Scott We Go
email: intothesun8@yahoo.com
aliases: SDL Try-Agains, St. Louis Birdmen, Halak Net Monsters
location: Collinsville, Illinois
date joined: March 2009
Last Season - 17th
2009 Baseball – 5th
2010-2011 Hockey - 18th
2009-2010 Hockey – 14th
2010-2011 Basketball – 14th
2009-2010 Basketball – 20th
2010 Football Midseason - 18th
2010 Football Season – 4th
2009 Football Season – 2nd
18. Dakota Magic
manager: Dakota Steve
email: hills@itcmilbank.com
aliases: Dakota Bulldogs, Dakota Flash, Eastside Slammers
location: Sioux Falls, South Dakota
date joined: October 2008
Last Season - 18th
2009 Baseball – 2nd
2009-2010 Basketball – 19th
2008-2009 Basketball – 7th
2010 Football Midseason – 8th
2010 Football Season – 20th
2009 Football Season – 11th
19. Mesilla Jazz
manager: Juice
email: ezdickpimpshit@yahoo.com
aliases: Wofford, El Paso Sauce, El Paso Jackasses, El Paso Marlboros, El Paso Lizard Brothers
location: Mesilla, New Mexico
date joined: August 2009
Last Season - 19th
2009-2010 Hockey – 9th
2010 Football - 17th
2009 Football – 5th
20. Lemonade Tea
manager: Matt K
email: nhslb57@yahoo.com
location: Latrobe, Pennsylvania
date joined: March 2010
Last Season - 20th
Cannes Abyss
manager: Astropolis Tom
email: astropolisfantasy@yahoo.com
aliases: Chesapeake Juggernauts, Chesapeake Ming Vases
location: Chesapeake, Virginia
date joined: October 2008
Last Season - did not play (replacing DMD)
2009 Baseball – 3rd
2010 Football – Reigning League Champion
2009-2010 Basketball – 14th
2008-2009 Basketball – 2nd
Coronado Cougar Chasers
manager: Brandon Greenz
email: greenzisgood@yahoo.com
aliases: Santee Swashbucklers, Da Pad Squad, Chargee du Fort Laife
location: San Diego, California
date joined: August 2010
Last Season - did not play (replacing Great Lakes Loons)
2010 Football Midseason - 12th
Glory Guys
manager: Ol’ Jim Hutton
email: jimhutton1@hotmail.com
aliases: Deadwood Demons
location: Deadwood, Texas
date joined: March 2010
Last Season - did not play (replacing Memphis Redbirds)
Football 2010 - 10th
Odessa Isle Wind
manager: Gary “Ace” Ventura
email: aventuraexisle@yahoo.com
aliases: Silver Sluggers, Odessa Ex-Isles, Odessa Snow Jobs
location: Odessa, Florida
date joined: September 2009
Last Season - did not play (replacing Midway Xcalibers)
2010-2011 Hockey - 6th
2009-2010 Hockey - 3rd
2010 Football Midseason - 7th
2010 Football Season - 18th
Phoenix Fellatiators
manager: Phoenix
email: sdp70@rocketmail.com
location: Oia, Spain
date joined: March 2010
Last Season - did not play (replacing Scott's Mid-Yanks)
Unlawful Entry
manager: Honest Ron
email: sandlotboyz@yahoo.com
aliases: Unlawful Entry, Uzbekistan Cotton Balls
location: Portland, Oregon
date joined: October 2010
Last Season - did not play (replacing Vegas)
2010-2011 Basketball – Reigning League Champion
What we learned about, today:
Baseball,
Fantasy Baseball,
Fantasy Basketball,
Fantasy Football,
Fantasy Hockey,
Souvenir Program
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