Friday, March 18, 2011

Souvenir Game Program: Baseball Poach 'Em 2011



By Spezzal Teams Playa


Welcome, everybody. Please take your name tag and sign the guest book. The punch table is over there, and the buffet is along the back wall. I hope you all have fun and get to know your neighbours.

I have listed everyone in order of last year's Final Standings. You'll note that while most faces look familiar, there are six new General Managers: Cannes Abyss, Coronado, Glory Guys, Odessa, Phoenix and Unlawful Entry.



1. Westfield Big Sticks

manager: Hockey Guru

email: cbsbaseball2002@yahoo.com

aliases: Westfield Muff Divers, Clubhouse Chemistry, Cherry Blasts

location: Westfield, Massachusetts

date joined: September 2008


Last Season - Reigning League Champion

2009 Baseball - 10th

2010-2011 Hockey - 3rd
2009-2010 Hockey – 5th
2008-2009 Hockey – 5th

2010 Football - 6th
2009 Football – 9th




4. Lockport Malt Liquor

manager: Buzz74

email: aaronverklan@yahoo.com

aliases: Colt 45


location: Buffalo, New York


date joined: October 2009


Last Season - 4th

2010-2011 Hockey - 17th

2010-2011 Basketball – 2nd
2009-2010 Basketball – 7th

2010 Football Midseason - 13th
2010 Football Season - 5th




5. St. Paul Sidewinders

manager: Chris St. Paul

email: cjk863@yahoo.com

aliases: St. Paul Hell Lions, Minnesota Frostbite, By-Tor & the Snow Dogs

location: St.Paul, Minnesota

date joined: September 2007


Last Season - 5th

2009 Baseball – 12th

2010-2011 Hockey – 7th
2009-2010 Hockey – 4th
2008-2009 Hockey – 3rd
2007-2008 Hockey – 10th

2010-2011 Basketball – 13th
2009-2010 Basketball – 2nd

2010 Football Midseason - 10th
2010 Football Season – 8th
2009 Football Season – 17th




7. Death By Snoo-Snoo

manager: The Sports Dragon

email: ekportier@yahoo.com

aliases: Good News Everybody, Worst Episode Ever, Three Penis Wine

location: Portland, Oregon

date joined: March 2010


Last Season - 7th

2010-2011 Basketball – 8th




9. Stittsville Three-Peats

manager: Spezzal Teams Playa

email: spezzalteamsplaya@gmail.com

aliases: Nepean Hotspurs, Tito "TD" O'Dell

location: Ottawa, Ontario

date joined: September 2007


Last Season - 9th

2009 Baseball – 11th

2010-2011 Hockey - 11th
2009-2010 Hockey – 10th
2008-2009 Hockey – 4th
2007-2008 Hockey – 9th

2010-2011 Basketball – 4th
2009-2010 Basketball – 10th
2008-2009 Basketball – 2009 League Champion

2010 Football Midseason - 2nd
2010 Football Season – 3rd
2009 Football Season – 14th
2008 Football Season – 10th




10. Perrysburg Pain

manager: Big Storm

email: lonnitschke@hotmail.com

aliases: Perrysburg Polliwog, Perrysburg Phreakz

location: Perrysburg, Ohio

date joined: March 2009


Last Season - 10th

2009 Baseball – 16th

2010-2011 Hockey – 4th
2009-2010 Hockey – 18th

2010 Football - 12th




11. Sunnyvale Shithawks

manager: Will-He-M

email: habs_rock_100@hotmail.com

aliases: London Pigskin Picks, Sunnyvale Redemption


location: London, Ontario

date joined: September 2007


Last Season - 11th

2009 Baseball – 8th

2010-2011 Hockey - 12th
2009-2010 Hockey – 8th
2008-2009 Hockey – 8th
2007-2008 Hockey – 6th

2010-2011 Basketball - 10th
2009-2010 Basketball – 6th

2010 Football Midseason - 6th
2010 Football Season – 19th
2009 Football Season – 6th




12. Jayhawk Girls Asses

manager: Farmer Craig

email: craigfarmer16@yahoo.com

aliases: Sloan's Epic Ass, Vinny Chase's Sluts, Turtle's Tit Jobs

location: Jayhawk, California

date joined: March 2010


Last Season - 12th




13. Wailuku Fowl Play

manager: Div'er Down Dave

email: fastwillie.parker@yahoo.com

aliases: Wailuku Warriors, Manoa Morays, Manoa Menehune

location: Manoa, Hawaii

date joined: March 2009


Last Season - 13th

2009 Baseball – 6th

2010-2011 Hockey - 2nd
2009-2010 Hockey – 6th

2010 Football Midseason - 9th
2010 Football Season – 7th
2009 Football Season – 10th




15. Ravenswood Monkey Butts

manager: Pistol Pete

email: rosario_r_81@yahoo.com

aliases: Chi-town Bums

location: Ravenswood, Ontario

date joined: October 2009


Last Season - 15th

2010-2011 Basketball – 9th
2009-2010 Basketball – 9th

2010 Football – 2nd




17. Illinois Illicit

manager: Scott We Go

email: intothesun8@yahoo.com

aliases: SDL Try-Agains, St. Louis Birdmen, Halak Net Monsters

location: Collinsville, Illinois

date joined: March 2009


Last Season - 17th

2009 Baseball – 5th

2010-2011 Hockey - 18th
2009-2010 Hockey – 14th

2010-2011 Basketball – 14th
2009-2010 Basketball – 20th

2010 Football Midseason - 18th
2010 Football Season – 4th
2009 Football Season – 2nd




18. Dakota Magic

manager: Dakota Steve

email: hills@itcmilbank.com

aliases: Dakota Bulldogs, Dakota Flash, Eastside Slammers

location: Sioux Falls, South Dakota

date joined: October 2008


Last Season - 18th

2009 Baseball – 2nd

2009-2010 Basketball – 19th
2008-2009 Basketball – 7th

2010 Football Midseason – 8th
2010 Football Season – 20th
2009 Football Season – 11th




19. Mesilla Jazz

manager: Juice

email: ezdickpimpshit@yahoo.com

aliases: Wofford, El Paso Sauce, El Paso Jackasses, El Paso Marlboros, El Paso Lizard Brothers

location: Mesilla, New Mexico

date joined: August 2009


Last Season - 19th

2009-2010 Hockey – 9th

2010 Football - 17th
2009 Football – 5th




20. Lemonade Tea

manager: Matt K

email: nhslb57@yahoo.com

location: Latrobe, Pennsylvania

date joined: March 2010


Last Season - 20th




Cannes Abyss

manager: Astropolis Tom

email: astropolisfantasy@yahoo.com

aliases: Chesapeake Juggernauts, Chesapeake Ming Vases

location: Chesapeake, Virginia

date joined: October 2008


Last Season - did not play (replacing DMD)

2009 Baseball – 3rd

2010 Football – Reigning League Champion

2009-2010 Basketball – 14th
2008-2009 Basketball – 2nd




Coronado Cougar Chasers

manager: Brandon Greenz

email: greenzisgood@yahoo.com

aliases: Santee Swashbucklers, Da Pad Squad, Chargee du Fort Laife

location: San Diego, California

date joined: August 2010


Last Season - did not play (replacing Great Lakes Loons)

2010 Football Midseason - 12th





Glory Guys

manager: Ol’ Jim Hutton

email: jimhutton1@hotmail.com

aliases: Deadwood Demons

location: Deadwood, Texas

date joined: March 2010


Last Season - did not play (replacing Memphis Redbirds)

Football 2010 - 10th




Odessa Isle Wind

manager: Gary “Ace” Ventura

email: aventuraexisle@yahoo.com

aliases: Silver Sluggers, Odessa Ex-Isles, Odessa Snow Jobs


location: Odessa, Florida


date joined: September 2009


Last Season - did not play (replacing Midway Xcalibers)

2010-2011 Hockey - 6th
2009-2010 Hockey - 3rd

2010 Football Midseason - 7th
2010 Football Season - 18th




Phoenix Fellatiators

manager: Phoenix

email: sdp70@rocketmail.com

location: Oia, Spain

date joined: March 2010


Last Season - did not play (replacing Scott's Mid-Yanks)




Unlawful Entry

manager: Honest Ron

email: sandlotboyz@yahoo.com

aliases: Unlawful Entry, Uzbekistan Cotton Balls

location: Portland, Oregon

date joined: October 2010


Last Season - did not play (replacing Vegas)

2010-2011 Basketball – Reigning League Champion



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